The Fish Vet's Blog

What kind of Jokes do fish hate?

Dry Jokes.
Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
DipProjMgt, BSc, BVMS, MPhil (Pathology), MANZCVS (Aquatics& Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA, GradDipEd.

Aquatic Veterinarian & Veterinary Pathologist.

THE FISH VET
Aquatic Veterinary Medical & Diagnostic Services.
Locations: Perth | Sydney | Melbourne
Web: http://www.thefishvet.com.au
Ph: +61 421 822 383
e: thefishvet
Mail: PO Box 5164, East Victoria Park, WA 6981, Australia.

Watch us on YouTube – http://tinyurl.com/thefishdoctor

Check out our new online Fish Vet Masterclass – https://fishvetmasterclass.com/

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the oceans bottom.

Why did the shark break up with the remora?

Because he was too clingy.

Why do flying fish do so well in their school?

Because they aim above "sea" level.

Wishing all school students the best for the start of Term 3.

Location & Structure

Based at Stirling Campus, part-time (60% FTE), open‑ended contract.

Primarily within the Institute of Aquaculture and supporting field stations at Buckieburn and on the Kintyre peninsula

Salary & Deadline

Grade 9: £57,422–£66,537 per annum (pro‑rata).

Applications close midnight on Sunday, 3 August 2025 .

Core Responsibilities

Serve as the Named Veterinary Surgeon under ASPA, working with NACWOs, licence holders, academics, and senior management .

Oversee health and welfare monitoring strategies, clinical diagnosis, and treatment plans .

Support Home Office compliance by aiding the Establishment Licence Holder and attending regular meetings .

Advise on ethics applications and participate as a member of the University’s Animal Welfare and Ethical Review Body (AWERB) .

Keep management informed about aquatic animal facility developments and issues .

Collaborate with academic researchers and a specialised animal-care team .

Provide specialist training in clinical aquatic practice and contribute to undergraduate and postgraduate teaching .

Essential Qualifications & Experience

Veterinary degree with RCVS registration and Royal College membership .

For more information, go to –
https://www.stir.ac.uk/about/work-at-stirling/list/details?jobId=4279&jobTitle=Named%20Veterinary%20Surgeon

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
DipProjMgt, BSc, BVMS, MPhil (Pathology), MANZCVS (Aquatics& Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA, GradDipEd.

Aquatic Veterinarian & Veterinary Pathologist.

THE FISH VET
Aquatic Veterinary Medical & Diagnostic Services.
Locations: Perth | Sydney | Melbourne
Web: http://www.thefishvet.com.au
Ph: +61 421 822 383
e: thefishvet
Mail: PO Box 5164, East Victoria Park, WA 6981, Australia.

Watch us on YouTube – http://tinyurl.com/thefishdoctor

Check out our new online Fish Vet Masterclass – https://fishvetmasterclass.com/

Q: What do you get when a goldfish swims into a fence?

A: A fancy goldfish!

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
DipProjMgt, BSc, BVMS, MPhil (Pathology), MANZCVS (Aquatics& Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA.

Aquatic Veterinarian & Veterinary Pathologist.

THE FISH VET
Aquatic Veterinary Medical & Diagnostic Services.
Locations: Perth | Sydney | Melbourne
Web: http://www.thefishvet.com.au
Ph: +61 421 822 383
e: thefishvet
Mail: PO Box 5164, East Victoria Park, WA 6981, Australia.

Watch us on YouTube – http://tinyurl.com/thefishdoctor

Check out our new online Fish Vet Masterclass – https://fishvetmasterclass.com/

An aquatic veterinarian role is being advertised for Singapore’s Government Agency.

Follow the link below for more information –

https://www.careers.hrp.gov.sg/sap/bc/ui5_ui5/sap/ZGERCFA004/index.html#/JobDescription/15028389/cb8aa025-5089-1eef-97cd-135ed32b41c3

We’re thrilled to announce a major upgrade!

The module is now divided into easier-to-follow steps with more detail to enhance guidance and clarity. New additional videos, photos and charts have also been added for a richer learning experience.

If you have completed the original module, we highly recommend exploring the updated version to boost your investigative knowledge and skills.

http://fishvetmasterclass.com

Have a FINtastic Day!

Dr Richmond Loh
DipProjMgt, BSc, BVMS, MPhil (Pathology), MANZCVS (Aquatics & Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA.

"SHARK", the word made up by the first person who encountered the creature and couldn’t decide between whether to say "SH!T" or "FARK!"

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Did you know that koi usually swim in groups of four?

That’s right, if they get attacked, kois A, B and C can escape, leaving behind the D koi.

With thanks to Ben!