Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: icefish

Q: Why do icefish live in very cold places?

A: because it’s FREEzing.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
BSc, BVMS, MANZCVS (Aquatic Animal Health), MPhil (Vet Pathology), DipProjMgt, MANZCVS (Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA, GradDipEdu, DABVP (Fish Practice).
Aquatic Veterinarian, Veterinary Pathologist & Educator.

THE FISH VET

Locations: Perth | Melbourne | Global

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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: sad + evil

Q: What is the saddest and most evil fish?

A: Blue devil.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
BSc, BVMS, MANZCVS (Aquatic Animal Health), MPhil (Vet Pathology), DipProjMgt, MANZCVS (Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA, GradDipEdu, DABVP (Fish Practice).
Aquatic Veterinarian, Veterinary Pathologist & Educator.

THE FISH VET

Locations: Perth | Melbourne | Global

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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: synodontis

Q: what Synodontis nigriventris’ favourite cake?

A: upside-down cake.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
BSc, BVMS, MANZCVS (Aquatic Animal Health), MPhil (Vet Pathology), DipProjMgt, MANZCVS (Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA, GradDipEdu, DABVP (Fish Practice).
Aquatic Veterinarian, Veterinary Pathologist & Educator.

THE FISH VET

Locations: Perth | Melbourne | Global

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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: boring

Q: Which fish puts everyone to sleep?

A: Boar fish.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
BSc, BVMS, MANZCVS (Aquatic Animal Health), MPhil (Vet Pathology), DipProjMgt, MANZCVS (Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA, GradDipEdu, DABVP (Fish Practice).
Aquatic Veterinarian, Veterinary Pathologist & Educator.

THE FISH VET

Locations: Perth | Melbourne | Global

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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: eel games

Q: What is the favourite game of eels?

A: Slip and Slide.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
BSc, BVMS, MANZCVS (Aquatic Animal Health), MPhil (Vet Pathology), DipProjMgt, MANZCVS (Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA, GradDipEdu, DABVP (Fish Practice).
Aquatic Veterinarian, Veterinary Pathologist & Educator.

THE FISH VET

Locations: Perth | Melbourne | Global

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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: circus

Q: What kind of act could you see at an underwater circus?

A: A clownfish riding a seahorse.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
BSc, BVMS, MANZCVS (Aquatic Animal Health), MPhil (Vet Pathology), DipProjMgt, MANZCVS (Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA, GradDipEdu, DABVP (Fish Practice).
Aquatic Veterinarian, Veterinary Pathologist & Educator.

THE FISH VET

Locations: Perth | Melbourne | Global

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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: pope

Q: What’s the pope’s favourite fish?

A: The Cardinal tetra.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
BSc, BVMS, MANZCVS (Aquatic Animal Health), MPhil (Vet Pathology), DipProjMgt, MANZCVS (Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA, GradDipEdu, DABVP (Fish Practice).
Aquatic Veterinarian, Veterinary Pathologist & Educator.

THE FISH VET

Locations: Perth | Melbourne | Global

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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: Jaws

Q: Why don’t agnathans watch the movie Jaws?

A: Because they find the title a bit insensitive.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
BSc, BVMS, MANZCVS (Aquatic Animal Health), MPhil (Vet Pathology), DipProjMgt, MANZCVS (Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA, GradDipEdu, DABVP (Fish Practice).
Aquatic Veterinarian, Veterinary Pathologist & Educator.

THE FISH VET

Locations: Perth | Melbourne | Global

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Fish vet job available in Singapore

Check out the Fish Vet Role advertised by the Singapore Food Agency

What the role is
Successful candidate will be part of a dynamic team to implement fish health protocols at the Marine Aquaculture Centre (MAC) and refine culture techniques and animal husbandry practices to improve overall fish health management.

What you will be working on
Implement and oversee compliance of existing procedures and protocols regarding fish health and biosecurity at MAC e.g. monitoring, reporting and corrective actions (if necessary).
Improve fish disease diagnostic capability at MAC. This includes the conduct of fish or water sampling and engaging relevant laboratories/ companies for the analysis of samples.

Review requirements and processes to improve MAC’s biosecurity and fish health management
Collaborate with industry stakeholders and academic researchers on fish health R&D
Provide technical advice and service to SFA with regards to fish health management for the industry
Perform other related duties as required for the smooth operation of the MAC

What we are looking for
Veterinary degree, preferably with specialisation in aquatic animal health
Preferably with relevant work experience in aquaculture
Familiar with the Guidelines on the Care and Use of Animals for Scientific Purposes set forth by the National Advisory Committee for Laboratory Animal Research (NACLAR)
Excellent written and verbal communication skills.
Able to collaborate across different teams to complete fish health management projects or actions
Prepared to work on weekends and after office hours when necessary.

Work Location:

Marine Aquaculture Centre, 11 St. John’s Island, Singapore 098659

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At The Fish Vet, we’re proud to offer a truly integrated aquatic veterinary service.

Whether you operate in aquaculture, public aquaria, research, or ornamental fish, your priority is simple: healthy stock, rapid answers, and practical solutions.

That’s exactly what The Fish Vet delivers.

Instead of juggling multiple providers, your case is managed end-to-end by one coordinated team which ensures clarity, speed, and accountability at every step.

Our fish vet team comprises:

• Two who are American Board Certified Fish Veterinarians (DABVP – Fish Practice)
• Two veterinarians with Membership by Examination (MANZCVS) in Aquatic Animal Health
• One veterinarian with Membership by Examination (MANZCVS) in Pathobiology, and
• Two who are Certified Aquatic Veterinarians (CertAqV) by the World Aquatic Veterinary Medical Association.

What does this mean for you?

It means your case is managed from start to finish by a coordinated team of highly experienced fish veterinarians and qualified veterinary pathologist with:

✔ Faster diagnosis and decision-making
✔ Reduced downtime and production losses
✔ No fragmented advice between clinicians and laboratories
✔ Clear communication and continuous case oversight
✔ Practical, evidence-based solutions tailored to your operation

We integrate clinical assessment, laboratory diagnostics (including histopathology), and management strategy into a single streamlined workflow; eliminating information gaps and unnecessary duplication of work and fees, and lost time.

Services include:
• Disease diagnosis and treatment planning
• Histopathology and pathology examinations
• Health management and biosecurity advisory
• Health certification
• Independent second opinions
• Education, training, research support and AEC input.

Services are available on a case-by-case basis or via tailored retainer arrangements to support ongoing operational needs.

One team. One plan. Clear outcomes.

Please find our Services and Fees Manual attached.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
BSc, BVMS, MANZCVS (Aquatics), MPhil (Pathology), DipPM,
MANZCVS (Pathobiology), CertAqV, FWAVMA, GradDipEdu, DABVP (Fish).
Aquatic Veterinarian, Veterinary Pathologist & Educator.

THE FISH VET

Locations: Perth | Melbourne | Global

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TFV Services and Fees 2026.pdf