Patrick was a youthful and hardworking Irishman at a Coastal village in Ireland.
Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters
which he sold to the local ice works. He was a man of regular habits….he always arrived home each day at a certain time.
Sadly, Patrick did not realise the heavy grappling was taking a toll on a faulty heart.
One day he failed to come home, so his wife contacted the Police to investigate.
They rowed out and found Patrick dead in the punt beside him a huge grapple full of oysters he’d tried to hoist aboard.
Headlines next day in the ‘Irish Times Newspaper’ said…………………………………..
Wait for it!
Wait for it!
OYSTERS KILPATRICK !!!!
Have a FINtastic week! R <+>{
