Fish Joke for Monday-itis: shark infested waters

During a company’s annual end of year Christmas boat trip, their boat ran aground and they were stranded on an island surrounded by shark infested waters… the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the sea … and swim to the shore to get help.

Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 5 million… but if killed by the crocs…2 million will be given to the next of kin.

For a long period of time no one dared take up the challenge… then suddenly a man jumped in…and swam frantically for his life towards shore pursued by a tiger shark… and luckily he made it unscathed.

When he managed to recover his breath… the man, who became instant millionaire, shouted asking who pushed him into the sea….. it was his wife who did it.!!!

And from that day…that was how the phrase… “Behind every successful man…there’s a woman”…came about !!!😜🤣

Have a FINtastic week! R <+>{


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