At a marine conference in Aquarius, the snapper were criticising the whiting for being too shallow!
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Fish joke for Monday-itis: happy new year!
Q: What did the coral do on 1st January?
A: Turned over a new reef!
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Fish Joke for Monday-itis: shark santa
Q: Who delivers presents to sharks?
A: Santa Jaws!
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Darling River water quality declines with 10,000 native fish found dead from blue-green algae bloom
“Some towns, like Menindee, have already been carting water as the river supply became unfit for human consumption.”
“I’ve got 12 race horses on my property, and I’m afraid to give them this water. I don’t know how it’s going to affect them.”
“algal blooms were driven by high temperatures, low rainfall and a build-up of nutrients from agricultural run-off.”
“The only real remedy for the deteriorating health of the Darling River is water flows.”
THE FISH VET, OUT-OF-THE-OFFICE (Xmas 2018/NY 2019)
The Fish Vet – WA
Dr Loh will be away from 23 Dec 2018 – 6 Jan 2019.
The Fish Vet – ACT
Dr Vukcevic will be away from 22 Dec 2018 – 26 Dec 2018.
The Fish Vet – Victoria
Dr Brown will be available by appointment.
The Fish Vet – NSW
Dr Nedved is still on maternity leave till mid-2019, however, there may be dates our other veterinarians may be available to assist. Please contact us to check.
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Yours sincerely,
Dr Richmond Loh
DipProjMgt, BSc, BVMS, MPhil (Pathology), MANZCVS (Aquatics& Pathobiology), CertAqV, NATA Signatory.
Aquatic Veterinarian & Veterinary Pathologist.
Locations: Perth | Melbourne | Sydney | Canberra | Townsville | Singapore.
THE FISH VET – AUSTRALIA
Aquatic Veterinary Medical & Diagnostic Services.
Web: http://www.thefishvet.com.au
Ph: +61 421 822 383
Mail: PO Box 5164, East Victoria Park, WA 6981, Australia.
What does it mean when your goldfish changes colour?
Ever wondered why goldfish change colour?
Fish Joke for Monday-itis: voice dictation
With so much to do, I’ve been using voice-dictation to write my reports.
There are a couple of words that I have constant trouble, trying to train it to type what I say.
See if you can guess what the words are:
WORD ONE
brink your pussy
prank empathy
bronchial apathy
WORD TWO
a parasites
her parasites
are packed sites
are patchy sites
have to sites
for patter sites
habitus sites
have had a site
a pizza sites
Can you guess what the words were?
Answer 1: BRANCHIOPATHY
Answer 2: HEPATOCYTES
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Cephalopod arms, legs and tentacles!
Did you know…
Barring a few exceptions, octopuses have eight arms and no tentacles, while squid and cuttlefish have eight arms (or two “legs” and six “arms”) and two tentacles. The limbs of nautiluses, which number around 90 and lack suckers altogether, are called tentacles.
Fish Joke for Monday-itis: “FISH” redefined!
Check out the many meanings FISH can be in the urban dictionary!
Which one do you like best?
1. A drag queen term for a drag queen who looks like a real woman.
3. A new measurement system based on the ca. lenght of a fish (20cm).
4. An animal that lives in the water and swims.
5. Means “F4ck It Shit Happens!“
Source:
https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=fish&=true
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Oscar fish survives house fire!
First, “Redd” our oscar cichlid fish succumbs to hole-in-the-head disease (HITH, usually ascribed to Hexamita flagellated protozoa). Just as he was on the road to recovery, his house caught on fire! How did he survive through these ordeals?
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