Q: where do flounders live?
A: at their ‘plaice.’
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All about Fish Vetting – Dr Richmond Loh
Q: where do flounders live?
A: at their ‘plaice.’
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Aquatic Olympics 50m dash results:
First place, Sea star with gold medal,
Second place is Scallop,
and…
in turd place – sea cucumber!
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“On 24 May 2019, Ms Angela Hall, after a three day trial in the Magistrates Court, was found guilty of performing acts of veterinary surgery on 11 occasions.”
What are acts of veterinary science?
An ‘act of veterinary science’ means services which form part of the practice of veterinary surgery and medicine, and includes:
A formal degree in veterinary science, registrable within Australia, is the minimum acceptable knowledge base and skill set necessary to perform acts of veterinary science competently (source: https://www.ava.com.au/policy-advocacy/policies/professional-practices-for-veterinarians/restricted-acts-of-veterinary-science/).
So anyone who is not a registered veterinarian, are not allowed to make diagnoses, perform surgery, anaesthetise fish or treat them.
Those who do, are unlawfully doing so. In some states, the first offence attracts a fine of $10,000; and subsequent offences carry fines of $20,000.
Read more about the titled article here – https://www.vision6.com.au/em/message/email/view?a=78163&id=1089443&k=_roiaODy-EpVol88H0a8b0l3r7hjuV-qGnxVP95KvQ8
Q: Why don’t blowfish have hair?
A: Because it blew off!
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There are a number of aquatic species that have gone feral after introduction into the wild by aquarists, anglers and even by the government.
Not only can these species outcompete natives, and predate on them, they can also spread nasty diseases that can affect our primary industries.
In this day and age, we should know better. Heed the advice of, “Don’t dump that fish!”
“Crocodiles might not be the only predator to worry about when you take the tinny out in the Top End.
The brightly coloured Siamese fighting fish, or betta, has gone rogue in the Adelaide River and floodplains near Darwin..
Breeding by the thousands, the fish have reverted back to their most natural territorial form, losing their bright ornamental fins and instead flaunting brown camouflage scales.”
With thanks to ES.
Q: What’s the best compliment you can give to a comedic fish?
A: “That’s so finny!”
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Q: What movie do leatherjackets like?
A: Grease
I’m glad to say, we’ve had a rejuvenation of new fishy jokes, with your input. This one is with thanks to BT.
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Q: Who are the best aquatic removalists?
A: Boxfish.
Thanks to BT for reviving this with more jokes.
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How do turtles mark a great occasion?
They shellebrate!

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