Q: What did Buzz Lightyear say when he landed in the ocean?
A:
To inFINity and beyond!
With thanks to BT.
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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: facilities
Q: Why do dugongs like to visit Florida?
A: Because they’ve got lotsa manatees!
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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: crosses
Q: What do you get if you cross an icefish with a shark?
A: frost bite!
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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: dreams
Q: what kinds of dreams do fish have?
A: wet dreams
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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: lion’s food
Q: How do lionfish like to eat their meat? Rare, medium or well-done?
A: ROAR!
With thanks to Dennis.
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Can you keep a mixed African cichlid tank?
Can fishes from Lakes Victoria, Malawi and Tanganyika be all kept in the same tank?
Watch this video to find out – https://youtu.be/30VJfQVKOgI
Let us know your thoughts.
Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: UFO
Q: What do you call something unknown underwater?
A: UFO – unidentified floating object.
This would be the turd joke this month!
With thanks to BT.
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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: brrrrr
Q: what do you call a group of cold fish?
A: a shiver of sharks!
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Junior Fish Veterinarian job available at CityU, Hong Kong
Check it out at –
https://www.recruit.net/job/veterinarian-jobs/6DEFC96204FAA8C0
Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: a cold
Q: What do you call a fish with a cold?
A: a runnynose tetra!
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With thanks to AL.