Fish jokes for Monday-itis: slug run

Why do sea slugs not wear shells?

So they can do the nudi-run.

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Fish jokes for Monday-itis: beauty

What did one sea turd say to another attractive one?

You look bootiful!

With thanks to little AL.

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Fish jokes for Monday-itis: invisible clams

Why can’t you see clams?

Because they wear clam-oufage!

With thanks to Wancey.

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What is Science?

If you have a spare 2 minutes, watch this guy explain, "What is the problem with science?" – https://tinyurl.com/sa7x25tx

Fish jokes for Monday-itis: worst Fish joke in the world

What did the salmon say to the trout who told a really bad fish joke?

“That’s a-trout-ious!”

With thanks to BT

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Congratulations to Dr Hirakis’ CertAqV, The Fish Vet in Sydney, Australia.

Dr Karlee Hirakis – Sydney (NSW)

BVSc, CertAqV

Dr Karlee Hirakis is a certified aquatic veterinarian through the World Aquatic Veterinary Medical Association. This program certifies a veterinarian has over 150 hours of theory and practical work in aquatic animal medicine.

Dr Hirakis offers mobile veterinary services for aquatic patients in Sydney.

A 2013 graduate from The University of Sydney, she has worked in rural mixed and small animal practice on the central coast of NSW and in Sydney.

Dr Hirakis has kept numerous different types of fish throughout her life and enjoys the challenges that come with practising veterinary medicine in a unique environment.

At home, she is kept busy looking after her two Doberman dogs, a cat and seven fish tanks!

Fish jokes for Monday-itis: best joke in the world

What did one prawn say to the crayfish after telling a real awesome fish joke?

“You’re krilling it!”

With thanks to BT.

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Does your fish have swim bladder problems?

Does he float, or does he sink?

What can you do for your fish when faced with hyper-buoyancy and hypobuoyancy issues?

This Wednesday evening, I’ll be presenting a webinar on this perennial problem, and what measures are available to remedy the situation.

For more information on the webinar, go to Australian Veterinary Association Fish Vet Webinar

The Fish Vets’ services manual 2021

Please find attached, our latest book of services.