Author: TheFishVet - Richmond's School of Fish

What’s the name of the worst shark in the world?

Terry… Terry Bullshark.

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What did the octopus 🐙 say to the squid 🦑?

Sucks to be me!

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Just letting you know that our veterinarian located in Melbourne will be unavailable from the 20th October till end of November 2021.

When salmon first hatch, their swimming teacher gave them an F for swimming…

Then then as they get older, they work their way up to sea/C.

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Some people say the octopus is from outer space. How did they get here?

On a shuttle fish!

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What is the Grammy award winning song for crustaceans?

Krilling me softly

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Q: Why are fish always so cool and composed?

A: it’s because they have aquanimity!

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Yours sincerely,

Dr Richmond Loh
DipProjMgt, BSc, BVMS, MPhil (Pathology), MANZCVS (Aquatics& Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA.

Aquatic Veterinarian & Veterinary Pathologist.

THE FISH VET
Aquatic Veterinary Medical & Diagnostic Services.
Locations: Perth | Sydney | Melbourne | Canberra | Townsville | Singapore | London (UK)
Web: http://www.thefishvet.com.au
Ph: +61 421 822 383
Mail: PO Box 5164, East Victoria Park, WA 6981, Australia.

Q: Which goldfish comes from outer space?

A: Comet.

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All these weekly fish jokes have been so good, I’m going to read through the rest to ocptopi my time.

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Q: What did one shark say to the to other who completed a barrel roll?

A: that was tidally cool!

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