What did the octopus 🐙 say to the squid 🦑?
Sucks to be me!
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Fish jokes for Monday-itis: swim grades
When salmon first hatch, their swimming teacher gave them an F for swimming…
Then then as they get older, they work their way up to sea/C.
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Fish jokes for Monday-itis: alien cephalopods
Some people say the octopus is from outer space. How did they get here?
On a shuttle fish!
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Fish jokes for Monday-itis: song
What is the Grammy award winning song for crustaceans?
Krilling me softly
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Fish jokes for Monday-itis: cool and calm
Q: Why are fish always so cool and composed?
A: it’s because they have aquanimity!
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Yours sincerely,
Dr Richmond Loh
DipProjMgt, BSc, BVMS, MPhil (Pathology), MANZCVS (Aquatics& Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA.
Aquatic Veterinarian & Veterinary Pathologist.
THE FISH VET
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Fish jokes for Monday-itis: outer space
Q: Which goldfish comes from outer space?
A: Comet.
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Fish jokes for Monday-itis: so good
All these weekly fish jokes have been so good, I’m going to read through the rest to ocptopi my time.
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Fish jokes for Monday-itis: surf
Q: What did one shark say to the to other who completed a barrel roll?
A: that was tidally cool!
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Histological case studies of fish diseases – free webinar
Fish Vet Society Webinar Series
Join us for the fourth webinar in the series on Thursday the 5th of August at 11:00pm AEST
01:00pm UTCThe webinar will run from 14:00pm – 15:00pm BST and feature question and answer sessions following the talk.
Please Note: Registration is required for each talk
Dr Richmond Loh
THE FISH VET – Aquatic Veterinary Medical & Diagnostic Services
Doctor Richmond Loh will present several case studies of fish diseases requiring histopathological investigation. Register to learn more.
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