Q: what kinds of dreams do fish have?
A: wet dreams
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Author: TheFishVet - Richmond's School of Fish
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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: lion’s food
Q: How do lionfish like to eat their meat? Rare, medium or well-done?
A: ROAR!
With thanks to Dennis.
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Can you keep a mixed African cichlid tank?
Can fishes from Lakes Victoria, Malawi and Tanganyika be all kept in the same tank?
Watch this video to find out – https://youtu.be/30VJfQVKOgI
Let us know your thoughts.
Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: UFO
Q: What do you call something unknown underwater?
A: UFO – unidentified floating object.
This would be the turd joke this month!
With thanks to BT.
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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: brrrrr
Q: what do you call a group of cold fish?
A: a shiver of sharks!
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Junior Fish Veterinarian job available at CityU, Hong Kong
Check it out at –
https://www.recruit.net/job/veterinarian-jobs/6DEFC96204FAA8C0
Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: a cold
Q: What do you call a fish with a cold?
A: a runnynose tetra!
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With thanks to AL.
Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: basketball
What do you get when you cross a fish with a NBA legend?
“Cobia” Bryant!
With thanks to AL
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Fish veterinarians exist – our biggest challenge
Check out what our colleague in the USA writes, is a similar experience here in Oz.
Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: drinkies
Do fish ever get thirsty?
What would they drink?
And does it ever taste watered down?
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