Q: what name would you give a squid?
A: Callum Murray
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Author: TheFishVet - Richmond's School of Fish
Aquatic veterinary medicine, pathology and educational services for fish.
A repository for useful information and events.
Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: circums
Q: how do you circumcise a whale?
A: you need four skin divers.
With thanks to RL.
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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: whale of a time
Q: Why are some whales called sperm whales?
A: Because seamen named them.
With thanks to DB.
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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: hard water
In water chemistry class, why is it so difficult to teach hard water?
… and their understanding remains so basic?
It’s because they have so much TAlk (total alkalinity).
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Resuming fish vet services in Sydney
We would like to acquaint you with our newest recruit, based in Earlwood, NSW.
Dr Hirakis is our Sydney fish vet.
She has worked in both rural mixed and small animal veterinary practice. She has a passion for elasmobranchs and marine systems and is currently working towards her aquatic animal veterinarian certification.
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Yours sincerely,
Dr Richmond Loh
DipProjMgt, BSc, BVMS, MPhil (Pathology), MANZCVS (Aquatics& Pathobiology), CertAqV, Fellow WAVMA.
Aquatic Veterinarian & Veterinary Pathologist.
THE FISH VET
Aquatic Veterinary Medical & Diagnostic Services.
Locations: Perth | Sydney | Melbourne | Canberra | Townsville | Singapore | London (UK)
Web: http://www.thefishvet.com.au
Ph: +61 421 822 383
Mail: PO Box 5164, East Victoria Park, WA 6981, Australia.
The Fish Vet, as The Fish Doctor, is helping connect fish owners with veterinarians.
We’re very excited that our videos are helping connect fish owners, with veterinarians around the world.
We’ve been able to help a gentleman in Slovenia with his pet goldfish get an operation for removing a tumorous eye.
His veterinarian will be using our video tutorials published at http://tinyurl.com/thefishdoctor
All this, because at The Fish Doctor’s, we know,
a fish is not just a fish.
Fish Jokes for Monday-itis:
Q: What did the dolphin say when he accidentally broke his friend’s nose?
A: Sorry, it wasn’t on porpoise
With thanks to BT.
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Webinars on Sustainable Ornamental Fisheries Way Forward
15-17 October, 2020
Ornamental fisheries contribute significantly to aquarium hobby, health and well being of individuals, livelihood of communities, national income and foreign exchange earnings.
The International Webinar ‘SOFI-WAY FORWARD’, focus on potential avenues in ornamental fisheries to provide right perspective towards sustainable ornamental fisheries.
An excellent line up of International experts in ornamental fisheries will address the webinar SOFI.
“The way forward to Sustainable ornamental fisheries” is the focal theme of SOFI.
Find out more and register at – http://sofiwf.com/
Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: travellers
Q: What do you call nomadic or free-spirited fish?
A: Gyp-seas.
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Fish Jokes for Monday-itis: brain teaser
Q: what do you call 8 scaredy cats?
A: octopussies.
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