Those who attended Aquavet may remember this joke shared by Dr “Skip” Jack, the channel catfish guru.
There was a man in town who always liked to tell tall tales. He would always boast about the size of the biggest fish he had ever caught. And each time he told the same story, his arms would spread further and further apart, signing to show how big the fish was. One day, one of his friends had the idea to tie the man’s hands together the next time he told the story so that it could only spread a set distance apart. So, on this day the man told the same story about the largest fish he had caught. And with his hands spread as far apart as possible, he told the listeners,”and the fish’s eyes were THIS Big!”
